In an effort to explore my inner talents (gawd willing I have any), I’ve decided to commit to a blog. If you’re reading this, don’t be alarmed if you revisit this blog in a week and it’s indefinitely “under construction”. I’ve struggled with commitment my entire life in regards to outside interests other than vodka and gas station red wine. I’ve decided to take my cause to the streets of the web in hopes of finding my one true schtick. I’m a 130 pound something darkie with dry skin with a fear of olives. Comments, suggestions and feedback for schtick conquests are welcome.